I’m a freelance writer, author, Southerner, piano player, wife of one and stay at home mother of two. I’m regularly random and never put plastic in the microwave.
I contribute to Huffington Post, Hahas for Hoohas, Your Tango and my local newspaper. I’ve also been published in several humorous e- books, magazines and on Erma Bombeck’s Humor Writers page. My blog was chosen for the 2013 Blogger Idol Top 13, and I am a Blogher Voices of the Year recipient.
**more random stuff about me**
I am the only person to ever leave the “big boned” gentleman that worked at my local small town Subway a love letter. Slush Puppies made me fat in the 80’s. I like to play Texas Hold ‘Em and my name is on the winner’s plaque at an Irish Pub, next to my high school Latin teacher’s name. I am a product of the Southern Podunk Public School System, and yet I consider myself to “have smarts real good!”
I survived driving in Atlanta rush hour traffic when I was 16. I am tall and tired of people asking me if I ever played basketball. Wallpaper is the worst invention since the atom bomb. I can’t break my habit of sleeping in earrings, no matter how bad it hurts.
I can cook really well, but I stress so much over e-coli and salmonella that I can barely bring myself to make a sandwhich without freaking out. I am well educated, but I still say “aint”.
I once saw a 3 legged dog scrape it’s butt on gravel. I was born in the wrong era, musically. I knew who Bob Dylan was when I was four. I determine if a person is going to be a good friend if they make me laugh within 12 minutes of knowing them.
I’m so glad that you stopped by my little slice of the Interwebs. I hope I can make you laugh, make you cry (when appropriate) and put a smile on your face. I also hope you’ll send me money.
Unless you want to send me money.
Hugs, kisses and all that jazz.
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