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Day Thirty-Eight: An Explanation

Explanation: I know that the majority of this blog’s followers found me through my humor. I know reading something witty I wrote for Huffington Post or Hahas for Hoohas or Funny Times, etc. prompted you to give my page a second gander. I know my PSA’s about redneckery in the Wal-MartS or stifling the urge to […]


Day Fifteen

Today I went to my mother’s alone for the first time since she passed. I immediately went to her piano and played a song that she taught me when I was only 8 or 9. I left feeling like we had shared something intimate and sacred. I left feeling as […]


Day Thirteen

It’s evident that the Whoa! Susannah page has taken an ominous turn. Maybe it seems I’m playing this orphan card for all it’s worth. Maybe I should just take a break entirely from the world of writing until I find my funny. Maybe I should keep the sadness and grief […]


Why Can’t I Get Pregnant?

I didn’t know how to even start this post, but the simple act of typing the title conjured up so much emotion that I’m on the verge of becoming a blubbering idiot. The same blubbering idiot I’m known to become when I watch “Beaches” or “Ole Yeller” or “Toy Story 3” […]


Sequel Survey and Stuff

Hello faithful followers. That sounds so Charles Manson-ish, doesn’t it? Faithful followers. As if you’d disembowel kangaroos or something if I told you to. Ha. You would, wouldn’t you? Tell me you would. Okay, that got off on a weird note. I really love kangaroos. And I hate Charles Manson. […]


Bad Student. Bad, Bad Student.

This will probably come as a shock to you, but I wasn’t a good student in high school. I never aspired to attend Yale or become an astrophysicist, so I really didn’t give a rat’s left butt cheek about making good grades or taking my education seriously. The thing is, […]


My Book Is Available! Squee!

I’m pleased and excited and borderline hysterical to announce that my women’s fiction novel, “Ten Years Taken”, is now available on Kindle and in paperback. I’d be pleased and excited and borderline hysterical if you would purchase it. Thanks for your continued support! You’re golden. Ten Years Taken https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00XBI90PO/ref=aw_ss_kndl_dp/