Weekly Wrap Up
I just discovered that the main ingredient in Unisom is the same ingredient in Benadryl. How can one super ingredient cease your sneezing and cause you to slip into a ...
Awards and Stuffs
Bloggers, I’m back, so you can all heave a collective sigh of relief. Whew. I was on a penis-free girls trip to the Gulf Coast last week, aka Girls Gone ...
Don’t Touch That Cow!
When you have kids, you do things you really don’t want to do. That’s part of being a parent, right? Hey, let’s go down to the petting zoo so I ...
Leapin Liebsters!
Ah, the 3rd grade spelling bee. I remember it like it was yesterday. I proudly spelled “technique” correctly. I don’t mean to brag, but technique is kind of a hard ...
How I Deal with Awkward Situations
Don’t we all rely on our cell phones in awkward situations? I remember being in awkward situations before the days of cell phones, way back in the 90s. I would ...
Facebook Vs. Twitter
I recently heard the most profound quote ever. Do you want to hear it? Quick! Go grab your book of profound quotes and rip that Oscar Wilde page out to ...
A Picture is Worth One Question
And if I’ve drawn the picture, the question is, “What is that?” I got a comment the other night from an anonymous person who suggested that I draw pictures for ...
Some Words and a Picture of Me Being Attacked by Mayflies in the Tanning Bed
Did you like the name of this post? Of course you did. That’s why you are here. Down here in Kissin’ Cuzin’ Country, Mayflies are being grade-A buttholes. They are ...
Blockage
I need to write. If I don’t, I get all knotted up inside. Writer’s block is like having constipation. Both involve being full of crap that you just need to ...
You Are My Sunshine!
I have to come right out and say that I am stoned out of my head right now on Advil PM. I am not a junky. I do not participate ...