Back to Basics: An Underachiever’s Guide to Elf on the Shelf

I never wanted to deal with the whole Elf on the Shelf thing. *Before the creative and crafty parents that truly enjoy posing little Tinklebert Humpertinck in the Barbie dream house bash me for being a horrible parent and a poor sport, allow me to explain myself.* It’s not that I’m some evil Ebenezette […]