Novmber 7- Powder Pain Football

 

PpuffMy friend “conned” me into to signing up for Powder Puff football this year. I hate football.

Gasp! I know it’s cool for women to love football, and even understand what “offsides” means, but I guess I’m not cool.

Last night was our first practice.

Long story short- I got hit in the schnoz once and my pants nearly fell down to my ankles every time I ran. It’s no wonder that I ran the 40 in 7.2 seconds while other teammates came in at 6 seconds and below. I was too busy holding up my drawers. Oh, and I’m slow.

Today I feel as if I did the entire P90x program and then headed to work as a Lowe’s heavy appliance delivery man.

Lord Jesus, it’s a fire.

In my quads.

I assume the “powder” in Powder Puff represents BC. Or Goody’s. Whichever works best for you.

The game is next weekend. I can assure you that it will supply an entertaining/ embarrassing blog post at that time.

See you tomorrow, Nablopomo.

Wife, Mama, Author, Humorist, Podcaster, Southerner, Jesus Follower, CEO of Twelve Tails Farm.

3 comments

    • Susannah says:

      Ha! Not quite, but thank you! I can throw my elbows into someone, so I guess that’s all I need to know on the line.

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