I never win anything. I try, but I never win. “Am I caller number 9?” I yell frantically into the phone. “Yes, you are!” the DJ replies.“Yeah, baby” I shout ...
I like to rearrange things now and again. I’m the girl that moves the bed to the opposite side of the room, just because I’ need a little change. Once ...
Randy is shorter than me. And uglier. Randy Travis has gotten himself into a steaming heap of dung, hasn’t he? Oh, you didn’t hear? Randy was obviously feelin’ a little ...
I get it, okay? I totally do. I get that Michael Phelps is amazing. I get that he can move through water faster than Crockett and Tubbs’ speedboat on Miami ...