Crazy Stuff

Hormones from Hades

My doctor recently put me on hormones to help with my fertility issues. God help us all. I searched the side effects sheet but didn’t see any of the following: Overactive Appetite- Far surpassing that of a Grizzly Bear taking Prednisone. Overactive Tear Ducts- I cried at a Jeep commercial. […]

I Can Breathe Clearly Now the Carbon Monoxide Is Gone…

My dear friends, I have a horrible, shameful, putrid and embarrassing secret. It’s a secret that many of my real-life friends and acquaintances don’t even know. I’m a smoker. Like an idiot, I’ve choked down Marlboro Lights 100’s nearly every day since 1998. I’ve hidden behind garages, slumped down in […]