Hey guys and gals (Mostly gals. Guys tend not to put up with my nonsense for long).

I’ve heard the cry from the masses.

“Do more videos, Susannah. We really want to hear your whiny, Southern drawl. It’s mesmerizing.”

And I’ve fulfilled your requests with TWO new You Tube videos.

In the first video, I felt the overwhelming desire to tell the story of some redneck shenanigans that I witnessed in my local general hospital. Warning: Mispronounced procedures and Marvin the Martian pajama pants play a pivotal role.

In the second video, my husband went out of town on business, my mother kept my children, and I was left home alone. What better way to spend the evening than with my best friend, who was also husband and kid-free for the night? We had a grand old time chatting, watching Seth Rogan flicks and then deciding to share makeup tips with the world. It’s a little long, but you’ll want to watch it to find out how to achieve the perfect smoky eye. You’ll look like you were in a brawl with a charcoal briquette in no time.

As always, thanks for all of your comments, likes, shares and support. I don’t know why some of you seem to be fascinated with my annoying accent, but that’s cool, too.