Big news, my friends. My mother burped during a meditation session at a spa party last week. It totally broke everyone’s concentration. I just love that woman. My kid fell ...
It was the year of our Lord 2002, and I had no responsibility whatsoever. No children, no bills, and my only worry was that I couldn’t turn off the obsessive ...
I use coupons. However, I do not tote a binder and calculator with me on shopping trips. I do not return home with 2,304 toothbrushes, enough hand soap to will ...
When I was a young girl, I’d sit around scribbling stories on colorful construction paper. Then I’d imagine that my story was published. I would pretend I was a world ...
When I was in high school, there was this really large fellow that worked at my hometown Subway. When I say Subway, I am referring to the restaurant and not ...
I never win anything. I try, but I never win. “Am I caller number 9?” I yell frantically into the phone. “Yes, you are!” the DJ replies.“Yeah, baby” I shout ...
I like to rearrange things now and again. I’m the girl that moves the bed to the opposite side of the room, just because I’ need a little change. Once ...
Randy is shorter than me. And uglier. Randy Travis has gotten himself into a steaming heap of dung, hasn’t he? Oh, you didn’t hear? Randy was obviously feelin’ a little ...
I get it, okay? I totally do. I get that Michael Phelps is amazing. I get that he can move through water faster than Crockett and Tubbs’ speedboat on Miami ...
I was sailing down the interstate last week and a story came to me. I tried to fight it. After all, I’ve got this gem of a frigging novel sitting ...