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A Post for My Pop(s)
In my several months of blogging, I’ve rarely (read: once) written about serious subject matter. I’m aware that people come here in hopes of reading something that will cause them ...
Leapin Liebsters!
Ah, the 3rd grade spelling bee. I remember it like it was yesterday. I proudly spelled “technique” correctly. I don’t mean to brag, but technique is kind of a hard ...
How I Deal with Awkward Situations
Don’t we all rely on our cell phones in awkward situations? I remember being in awkward situations before the days of cell phones, way back in the 90s. I would ...
Facebook Vs. Twitter
I recently heard the most profound quote ever. Do you want to hear it? Quick! Go grab your book of profound quotes and rip that Oscar Wilde page out to ...
A Picture is Worth One Question
And if I’ve drawn the picture, the question is, “What is that?” I got a comment the other night from an anonymous person who suggested that I draw pictures for ...
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Beware the Scuzz
Does anyone else have a problem with scuzzballs? Let me clarify. Before I was married, I was regularly approached by the scuzziest of the scuzzballs. The married scuzz, the divorced ...
Some Words and a Picture of Me Being Attacked by Mayflies in the Tanning Bed
Did you like the name of this post? Of course you did. That’s why you are here. Down here in Kissin’ Cuzin’ Country, Mayflies are being grade-A buttholes. They are ...
Blockage
I need to write. If I don’t, I get all knotted up inside. Writer’s block is like having constipation. Both involve being full of crap that you just need to ...
You Are My Sunshine!
I have to come right out and say that I am stoned out of my head right now on Advil PM. I am not a junky. I do not participate ...
Who Are These People?
I think of weird things often. Today I am thinking about the unknown people in family vacation photos. To prove my point, I pulled out the Sam and Libby shoebox ...