Randy Travis: Live! at the Grand Ole Am
Randy is shorter than me. And uglier. Randy Travis has gotten himself into a steaming heap of dung, hasn’t he? Oh, you didn’t hear? Randy was obviously feelin’ a little ...
XXX Hours of Michael Phelps
I get it, okay? I totally do. I get that Michael Phelps is amazing. I get that he can move through water faster than Crockett and Tubbs’ speedboat on Miami ...
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And The Words Poured Forth Like Liquid From A Stream
I was sailing down the interstate last week and a story came to me. I tried to fight it. After all, I’ve got this gem of a frigging novel sitting ...
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Monthly Wrap Up
My mind is devoid of all thoughts and ideas. Absolutely devoid. It’s shut down like a firework stand on the fifth of July. It’s not that I haven’t had anything ...
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Bragging, Right?
The bragger, the conceited, the overly proud. If these people were a Facebook status, I would dislike the shit out of them. Bragger: “Did you see my new Land Rover? ...
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We Wait
We wait. We wait for a holiday, a vacation, a break, a change, a movie to find its home in the Redbox. We wait. Impatiently, we wait. We sigh, we ...
Stuff I Worry About
First and foremost, the title of this post ends in a preposition. I know this would make my really large English professor simultaneously cringe and defecate on herself, but I ...
Weekly Wrap Up
I just discovered that the main ingredient in Unisom is the same ingredient in Benadryl. How can one super ingredient cease your sneezing and cause you to slip into a ...
Awards and Stuffs
Bloggers, I’m back, so you can all heave a collective sigh of relief. Whew. I was on a penis-free girls trip to the Gulf Coast last week, aka Girls Gone ...
Don’t Touch That Cow!
When you have kids, you do things you really don’t want to do. That’s part of being a parent, right? Hey, let’s go down to the petting zoo so I ...