Two Day Vacay
The husband and I dropped the kids off with my mother in law on Wednesday for a two day stay, along with a set of detailed instructions on the drop off/pick up procedure ...
Brace Yourself
When I was 29 years old, I was sentenced to 18 months of orthodontic appliances. I didn’t need braces for cosmetic purposes. I’ve always been blessed with straight teeth. However, I’ve ...
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A Terrifying Night With Douche Zeppelin
I experienced one of the most terrifying nights of my life during my Senior year of high school. I dated a real douche balloon for three weeks that year. I’m not talking a ...
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Illuminating the World and Stuff
Big news, my friends. My mother burped during a meditation session at a spa party last week. It totally broke everyone’s concentration. I just love that woman. My kid fell ...
Bathroom Birth
It was the year of our Lord 2002, and I had no responsibility whatsoever. No children, no bills, and my only worry was that I couldn’t turn off the obsessive ...
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Not So Extreme Couponing Part Deux
I use coupons. However, I do not tote a binder and calculator with me on shopping trips. I do not return home with 2,304 toothbrushes, enough hand soap to will ...
Whoa! I’m Published!
When I was a young girl, I’d sit around scribbling stories on colorful construction paper. Then I’d imagine that my story was published. I would pretend I was a world ...
When I Get That Feeling, I Need Subway Healing
When I was in high school, there was this really large fellow that worked at my hometown Subway. When I say Subway, I am referring to the restaurant and not ...
Blogging Home the Bacon
I never win anything. I try, but I never win. “Am I caller number 9?” I yell frantically into the phone. “Yes, you are!” the DJ replies.“Yeah, baby” I shout ...
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Whoa! Susannah
I like to rearrange things now and again. I’m the girl that moves the bed to the opposite side of the room, just because I’ need a little change. Once ...