Valentine’s Gifts Make A Restless Pillow
Damn Valentine’s candy. Chocolate and sugar and caffeine flowed through my veins and wreaked havoc on my mind and my body as I tossed and turned for hours on Valentine’s night. I ...
When I Was Eleven
When I was eleven, I had a whiny, southern twang that was much more annoying than the whiny, southern twang that I am blessed with today. When I was eleven, ...
Discovered in the DG
Last month (and last year), I said that I was going to start blogging more often because Stephen King told me that’s what I needed to do. Sorry that I ...
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Terence Trent D’arby Ain’t The Only One Wishing
Are you confused by the title of this post? If no, then you’re awesome. If yes, then click here and you’re about to be awesome. Let’s climb through Terence’s dreads, get ...
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Fa La La La La and Happy Birthday, Blog.
Happy 1st Birthday, blog. I’ve watched you grow for the last twelve months, morphing from my sweet little bloggity baby into such a big bloggity baby. I know it’s been a ...
I Hate Rap. And Wrap.
I can’t wrap a present for shart. Until I was 24 and married, my mother had always wrapped gifts for me. Always. And my mother can wrap the heck out ...
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Stephen King Says So
We’re going to make this one kind of short and sort of sweet. Finished book. I’ve tweeted, facebooked, blogged and vlogged that news to death. Don’t want to talk about that anymore, because ...
Bowling Balls and Beer
Did you hear a faint shrieking sound and feel a slight rumble beneath your feet on Wednesday, December 5th, 2012, at around 8:30 pm Central Standard time? You did? Well, that ...
As Seen In the Garbage
Well, look what the cat dragged in. Me. Would you like to know what I’ve been up to for the last several weeks? Of course you do. You should check ...
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Whoa Susannah’s First Vlog
Hey dare, hi dare, ho dare. Brace yourself. I’ve done a vlog. Yes, a vlog. So, what can you expect from this video log? Fifteen minutes of my loud country accent ...