As Seen In the Garbage
Well, look what the cat dragged in. Me. Would you like to know what I’ve been up to for the last several weeks? Of course you do. You should check ...
Two Day Vacay
The husband and I dropped the kids off with my mother in law on Wednesday for a two day stay, along with a set of detailed instructions on the drop off/pick up procedure ...
Brace Yourself
When I was 29 years old, I was sentenced to 18 months of orthodontic appliances. I didn’t need braces for cosmetic purposes. I’ve always been blessed with straight teeth. However, I’ve ...
Bathroom Birth
It was the year of our Lord 2002, and I had no responsibility whatsoever. No children, no bills, and my only worry was that I couldn’t turn off the obsessive ...
Whoa! I’m Published!
When I was a young girl, I’d sit around scribbling stories on colorful construction paper. Then I’d imagine that my story was published. I would pretend I was a world ...
When I Get That Feeling, I Need Subway Healing
When I was in high school, there was this really large fellow that worked at my hometown Subway. When I say Subway, I am referring to the restaurant and not ...
Blogging Home the Bacon
I never win anything. I try, but I never win. “Am I caller number 9?” I yell frantically into the phone. “Yes, you are!” the DJ replies.“Yeah, baby” I shout ...
Randy Travis: Live! at the Grand Ole Am
Randy is shorter than me. And uglier. Randy Travis has gotten himself into a steaming heap of dung, hasn’t he? Oh, you didn’t hear? Randy was obviously feelin’ a little ...
XXX Hours of Michael Phelps
I get it, okay? I totally do. I get that Michael Phelps is amazing. I get that he can move through water faster than Crockett and Tubbs’ speedboat on Miami ...
Stuff I Worry About
First and foremost, the title of this post ends in a preposition. I know this would make my really large English professor simultaneously cringe and defecate on herself, but I ...