Santa Eats Roast Beef
After church this morning, my daughter and I decided to go to lunch solo, sans the male members of the family. It’s only day 3 of Christmas break, and my ...
Back to Basics: An Underachiever’s Guide to Elf on the Shelf
I never wanted to deal with the whole Elf on the Shelf thing. *Before the creative and crafty parents that truly enjoy posing little Tinklebert Humpertinck in the Barbie dream house ...
I Hate Rap. And Wrap.
I can’t wrap a present for shart. Until I was 24 and married, my mother had always wrapped gifts for me. Always. And my mother can wrap the heck out ...
As Seen In the Garbage
Well, look what the cat dragged in. Me. Would you like to know what I’ve been up to for the last several weeks? Of course you do. You should check ...