Who Are These People?
I think of weird things often. Today I am thinking about the unknown people in family vacation photos. To prove my point, I pulled out the Sam and Libby shoebox ...
Showering Snookie
Hey, did I tell you that I can teleport myself to the near future, disguised as inanimate objects? Well, I can. And I did. I teleported myself to Snooki’s future ...
Worst. Tooth. Fairy. Ever.
My daughter lost her first tooth last weekend. I am an extremely emotional mother. I tear up at the mere thought of my children growing up. I cry like a ...
Holy Blog Award, Batman!
Yes, I’ve received my first Blogger award. Yes, I am super stoked. Yes, I want to thank all the little people that helped make this possible. My awesome bloggy friend, ...
Finding Bigfoot (Not Really)
My husband rarely laughs at the television. Actually, my husband rarely laughs at anything. Recently, I was laughing through tears, as I clutched my side and nearly fell off the ...
My Passion for Writing and the Chinese Buffet
When I was eight years old, I read a book called “It’s Hard to Say Good-Bye”. At least I think that was the title. I remember the cover had a ...
Winter Blows. This is Why.
The UPS guy and I just had a ten minute conversation about how terribly winter sucks. Really, ten minutes. Didn’t he have packages to deliver? Was a poor old lady ...
Why Write, Rinse, Repeat?
It’s become clear to me that it’s become unclear to some people why my blog is called “Write, Rinse, Repeat”. I personally didn’t think it was that confusing, but I ...
The Oxymorons of Podunk, Tennessee
Picture it. Podunk, Tennessee. I am at Sonic at 2:00 in the afternoon. There are at least 25 available spaces. I pull in, pick the closest one, and before I ...
What I Want to be When I Grow Up! (I’m 29).
Last night while Googling “Newfoundland puppies for sale”, this girl’s blog came up and I got caught up in her world of boring a$$ bullcrap for what seemed like for ...